eyeliner tutorial and craigslist ads
hello bitchez and welcome to another day, which equals another blog post... durrrr. I had a odd phase where I stepped away from my shitty black eyeliner look and opted for a natural face, but I am over it! I want to be in my crusty makeup, I missed it. So here is the step by step on how to look cool.
1. 
use this eyeliner, its from Sephora and is waterproof. Best stuff ever for smudging.
https://www.sephora.com/product/jumbo-liner-12hr-wear-waterproof-P284507?skuId=1311232&icid2=products%20grid:p284507:product
^ the link for it, sort of pricey but gets the job done.
2. put that shit on ur eye and smudge the fuck out of it.
3. touch up that mess with some eyeshadow and don't forget to get that under-eye! Now u look super chic.
4. For extra swagger add a cute bedazzled clip and side bang. now ur a boss.
Now that u look so cool it is time to browse craigslist and look for funny ads. These are the best ones I found today. I also recommend you look at missed connections and read all about the creeps that want to reconnect with their perfect stranger. Now I am not saying don't do this, but you did not hear this from me. If you want to live out ur ghost world fantasies text back saying you were that perfect stranger for some fun entertainment.
Trigger warning yo- there is so much fucking trump support on craigslist I recommend u ignore these cuz it is such a rabbit hole. There is also so many sex ads concealed as other things so do with that what you will.
Saxophone Guy:
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/muc/d/san-rafael-can-overdub-sax-or-clarinet/7295337149.html
If you want a $400 boa:
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/com/d/bronx-sunset-boa/7300437907.html
If you are Steve:
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/d/flushing-looking-for-my-friend-steve/7300323055.html
Dopamine Therapy? :
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/d/new-york-dopamine-therapy/7300297024.html
If you are divorced looking to meet a creepy man:
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/com/d/new-york-are-you-divorced-woman/7300271527.html
Maybe a Murderer? :
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/act/d/long-island-city-learn-to-sail-away/7298732109.html
Well I hope you enjoyed those.
Onto other topics I had a really good coffee today from the bean on Astor, but it was so fucking windy today I tried to sit for a while at Washington Square Park to wait out the storm but it never passed. I had to walk back in my dress which was practically a disaster considering there is a slit down the side. I do not think I will be going outside again today. I ordered a shitty camera on eBay for 5 bucks so expect some cute photos in the future for these blogs. I talked to some friends today which was nice, my former coworker received her zine and she gave me some nice words. I really miss her she is like my soul sister. Shoutout to Sarah if you are reading this. Also shoutout to Maya and Sydney since I know you guys found my blog.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE (for now mwahahahahahha)